Well my red-hot momma's sittin' by the fire
And my big daddy's gettin' higher and higher
I've been through the wash and I'm feelin' blue.
But still, my baby, she keeps true.
'Cause she's a color schemer, She's a paint stripper
She's a sweet dreamer. She's a day tripper.
On the average she couldn't be meaner.
If you brainwashed her she couldn't come cleaner
I'm sweatin', I'm shakin', I'm wondering where...
...the hell she hid my summer underwear.
Well, her dad's a hunter; wants a shotgun wedding
But the one that got away is the one he's getting
But I keep my word if I promise a thing
And if her number ain't engaged I'll give her a ring.
She's my... she's my landlady
She's my... she's my cry baby
She's a tennis player (She's in all the rackets)
Got a great figure. It's got four brackets
I'm itchin', I'm twitchin' I'm finding out how
The nit population's doing now.
Ever thought you might have got the blues?
She's a color schemer, She's a paint stripper
She's a sweet dreamer. She's a day tripper.
On the average she couldn't be meaner.
If you brainwashed her she couldn't come cleaner
I'm sweatin', I'm shakin' I'm wondering where...
...the hell she hid my summer underwear.
Ever thought you might have got the blues-blues-blues